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What should I put on the fence?

The fence
The fence in question is in front of a brick wall in London (that's the UK - not Ontario). Behind the brick wall are three or four flats. We are talking London W1, right in the centre of town, so when on the market they are no doubt expensive. There are rubbish bins behind the fence.

The area
Although it's a conservation area, there's no smart Georgian facade beyond the fence, just an ugly wall and those rubbish bins. Go on, have a look. Pretty ugly eh? The address is: Bentinck Mews, London W1.

I work nearby.

The story
In the summer last year (2000) I gave up on the poor rail service from where I live, and decided to try cycling the 12 or 14 miles to work (depending which route I take), and the 12 or 14 miles home. This is quite hard at my age, but I do get to go through Richmond Park. The journey takes around an hour, give or take 10 minutes.

I have fallen off my bike once (in Richmond Park).

Come back later to learn more about my bike and something exciting about the Albert Memorial.

I was feeling particularly pleased with myself on February 5th this year (2001). It was the day of the first tube strike, but I got to work on my bicycle as normal.

Whence came the problem:

The problem    
What, on the day of a tube strike, has appeared on the fence that I have been locking my bike to for six months?

This notice:

I don't believe it!

I bet you were rather cross.

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